When I get older, I want to be on VH1 and talk about the 90s an the 2000’s.

I think I would be afreakin awesome commentator. Especially because half the time, those people aren’t even funny. They’re just stating facts. Like

“Oh the glow worm toy, I remember that *bleep*. Yea… it’s tail GLOWED. And it vibrated! Yea, a child’s toy that vibrated.”

Yes, it did. And the great thing about that statement, is its a joke within itself. We don’t need them to point out that countless 14 year olds started to use it as a vibrator once they stopped using it as their sleepy time friend, and started to use it as their bedtime friend. And the best thing about that is that I COULD SO DO THAT.

I can point out obvious things.

For example. 2 Girls 1 Cup

Yea, it was this video on the internet where these women would shit in eachothers mouths. They vomited. I vomited when I saw it.

Not lol funny, but you get it, man.

My summer has been kiiinda boring. Hence this boring ass blog post! But I only have so much to do before I can stop procrastinating and do my freakin English HW!

Seriously it’s bad…

I have watched almost the entire life of That 70’s Show so, by vicariously living through eric, Donna, Fez, Hyde, Jackie, and Kelso (and whatever other bums are around) I have had a very exciting Summer!

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“And every sentence that I spoke began and ended in ellipsis
Each of eight fingers gripping what he wrote, clung on tightly, like parenthesis
And for each correctly used apostrophe, I could feel my heart sink inside my chest in front of me

So, maybe the lining of a winter’s coat mightn’t be the best place to hide a summer secret
Said every photo that you took that festival got lost in your camera in an insurance scam
And though underexposed, i could see from the quality, his K Records t-shirt and you holding his hand
And I know he took you to the beach, I can tell from how you bite on your cheek, every time the sand falls from your insoles
And when our eyes meet, all that I can read, is “you’re the b-side”.

They said “it’s not what you like, it’s what you’re like as a person”,
Well, I need new hobbies, that’s one thing for certain
Not what you like, but what you’re like as a person,
Well, I need new hobbies, that’s one thing for certain.”

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Knee Deep at ATP- Los Campesinos

I got my schedule for school today! I’m gonna be a junior. This year will PROBABLY be hell. With the PSATs that actually count (not like sophmore year, even though I wish they did. I freaking OWNED that test. Guidance councelor wanted me to take more AP’s but… that’s not me. I actually have a big thing against AP classes, even though I am taking AP English. My therapist teased me when I told him I was taking it, and somehow I think that goes against his protocol, but whatever. The point is, I did well on the PSATs), the SATs, and the HESPAs, which I need to pass to graduate high school. I’m not to worried about those though. Idiots pass those tests.

I did get some teachers I didn’t want. I took these two chemistry classes specifically because I wanted the teacher that taught both of them for a long time, and then this year they switch the harder one (organic chem) to the harder teacher. Damn. I don’t like her because she yells. A lot. And not like understandable teacher yelling, like when kids are being jerks. Like Crazy-Schizo-Mom-On-Crack Screetchy type of yelling. I know because her classroom is adjoined to the one I was in last year. If she yells at me I will probably cry of embarrassment. And then do that Seinfeld thing, when you think of great things to say too late. The Jerk Store called!